Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 3000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative who is magnificent. This chapter is super short, but I think you'll find it has some merit.

( Into The Woods Part Twenty )

HI!!!

Just to make one hundred percent sure that there are no problems, if you intend to get anything on my list (and im tickled pink that some people ACTUALLY DO) from numbers one 'til five, which includes books, DVDs and CDs, please pm frickative to let her know, and hopefully she'll tell you if someone already picked that. She'll probably then try to trick you into paying her rent and buying her chocolate.

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man it's so freaking cold. i am typing this from under the duvet house i have fashioned to deal with the sub-arctic conditions i am tormented by. irrational behaviour for the win! its not very comfy tho. Anyway, enough random.

Indira14 requested for her birthday a gift fic, the prompts were: a slightly humorous SAKUSasuNaru with the prompts 'Mistress', 'masochist' and a LOT of *cough* sexual innuendo.

I actually think all I did was mix up those ideas in my head and see what came out. And sorry, no sexual innuendo.

Title: Corsets and Control
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: SakuSasuNaru
Word Count: 2514
Rating: Um. High?
Warnings: Corsets, lube, oral, handcuffs etc.
Warnings: Don't get too excited.
Notes: Giftfic for indira14 since it's her birthday. Beta'd by the ever wonderful frickative. I'm not massively proud of it, but I hope it's enjoyed. And what degree? I don't know what you are talking about.

( It was hard, thought Naruto, to make any kind of sense of what Sakura was saying while her boobs were looking like that. Sasuke had to be made of stone. )

hey guys. I have a twitter: underhandycat
i'm not using it right now, because no one is following it. But if people start following then i'll start rambling, yeah?
okay that's all. I guess I'll go now.


uh. Sorry I'm dead right now.

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 6500/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom this story would be about Kisame's fiendish tax evasion. I tried to cut this chapter down and considered putting it up in two, but since you all seem to have heart attacks when I leave you on cliffhangers, I wont. Not that this one doesn't end on a cliffhanger. As if.

( Into The Woods Part Nineteen )

damn tootin'.

A couple of amusing things happened to me today so I thought I'd share.

( This was SERIOUSLY a lecture )

I hope you learned something.

( Family times <3 )

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 5000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom this story would be about Kisame's fiendish tax evasion. Powerpuff girls FTW! Furthermore, why do you all have your heads in the gutter? Is it because of the rating? Don't you think the level of violence and anguish merits an R all on its own?

( Into The Woods Part Eighteen )

Stew on that for a week.

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 5000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom this story would be about Kisame's fiendish tax evasion. Also, heh, who knew that the way to get more people to comment was to leave a cliffhanger? I'll bear that in mind.

Enjoy.

( Into The Woods Part Seventeen )

Sorry I had to end it there. I'll try and update again on Monday.

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 4000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom who knows how long it would have taken me to realise I had got Kisame working for Uchiha Corp. AND being in the Akatsuki. No seriously. SERIOUSLY. Thank you so much for reassuring me that I didn't fail at the actionyness in the last chapter! I'm sorry that this chapter is so short, it's sort of a transitiony chapter. I like it a lot and I hope you guys will too. I may update again later this week.

Also there is more fanart! Once again by the incredibly talented ninjacraze. SO CUTE. It's really weird seeing stuff like this, because I'm like WHOA BUT THAT WAS IN MY HEAD SO WHAT IS IT DOING IN ART FORM?!! But it's immensely flattering. *huuuugs!*

( Into The Woods Part Sixteen )

I remember when I wrote this, the end killed my beta. do I have an unhealthy obsession with cliffhangers? the truth is out there...

A while back I had a conversation with indira14 about first time sex scenes and how they were often written a little unrealistically. I said I felt like writing a really awkward narusasu first time, but that I would probably never get around to it. BUT I did. sort of. I told my beta I was writing porn and she believed me. how upsetting.

So. I hope she enjoys it.


Title: Hotel Room (Not even slightly original. Don't carrre.)
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: narusasu
Rating: PG-13. Sorry to disappoint.
Word Count: ~800
Notes: Giftfic for indira14. Beta'd by the irreplaceable frickative who will just have to get her smut fix somewhere else.

( Hotel Room )

Also, a word on giftfics. It's occurred to me that if people want giftfics I can completely do that. I'm not going to enter the naruto winter exchange for various reason, but if you've got a request I'll totally write it. I've written SasuSaku for requests before. I have NO LIMIT. Not that I think a lot of people will want requests or anything, but if there's something you'd like to see me write.. yeah.

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 5000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom who knows how long it would have taken me to realise I had got Kisame working for Uchiha Corp. AND being in the Akatsuki. No seriously. SERIOUSLY. Also I'm sorry about this chapter, I did the best I could.

( Into The Woods Part Fifteen )

More meming...

( Does anyone know WHAT Glee is? )

Wow, I really don't know when to shut up.
(  My earlier fiction was really dominated by the idea that my cat wanted to kill me. )

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 5000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative without whom who knows how long it would have taken me to realise I had got Kisame working for Uchiha Corp. AND being in the Akatsuki. No seriously.

( Into The Woods Part Fourteen )

Sometimes I really love my uni. We have to present these posters to our coursemates, and our lecturer made this example timetable to show what everyone does at what time.
( Harry Loves Proteins )


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Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 4000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative who sadly has no insightful comments this week. Although she did suggest I change Naruto's name to Pnarootoh and Sasuke's name to DinosaurRawr.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. ITTW has fanart Yes, I know. It's too amazing to exist, yet exist it does. MUCH love to the incredibly talented ninjacraze for creating it!

( Into The Woods Part Thirteen )

Title: Into The Woods
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruSasu, various others.
Rating: R
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance, Action (um there is a lot going on here...)
Warnings: Death, blood, sex, language, violence, angst, preoccupation with Sakura's breasts etc.
Word Count: 5000/150,000
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.
Disclaimer: This story is seventy percent my beta, five percent me, and twenty five percent anything I have ever read. I take no credit.
Notes: Beta'd by frickative who as you will see from her comments has been watching far too much Buffy. Also, if anyone is interested, I've now completely finished writing the story. Epilogues and all. The final word count is about 135,000, so obviously it's not going to make up 30 chapters, especially since I keep giving you generous ones. I'm not sure if I will just have fewer chapters, or start making them smaller.



In other news: enjoy this week's chapter. :3

( Into The Woods Part Twelve )

And now, Buffy The Vampire Slayer Flavoured
( Insightful Comments By frickative )

Naruto <3333333

My mom has inexplicably produced a box of David Tennant masks. I'm wearing one. I need to share this with you.

( photo under cut. IT'S WEIRD. )